January 2010
64 posts
i recommend everyone to fall asleep to
the sound of rain
Hoarder.
a day after going to a real life hoarders house, the smell of cat urine has finally went away. disgusting. this lady and her husband had well over 20 cats inside and more outside, a few dogs, and chickens roaming the yard. not to mention all the junk piled literally almost to the ceiling throughout the house.
this video has always cracked me up. appropriate for today.
why is that when i’m in a car driving somewhere i feel like i can be anything i want in life?
“House number two is by far their cheapest option. Coming in at $724,000 Mark and Amy will have to make some sacrifices with the kitchen and main floor living space.”
dang i hate seeing people have to sacrifice.
the guy sitting a couple desks over is playing the nickelback song about being a rockstar. he just told another guy that since his divorce he has become a rockstar.
Rockstar: You know what I had to drink this morning with my breakfast?
Other guy: Whats that?
Rockstar: A mimosa. Thats champagne and orange juice. Had one down in Mexico and been hooked since.
Other guy: I think if...
Internet??? That don’t mean nothing to me. I don’t know what...
– 80 year old man who just brought me his son’s internet bill in an Aldi bag
i have now been at my job for just over 2 years and there’s a story a co-worker of mine tells just about every month, maybe every other month. the story is about a refrigerator falling over and almost landing on her. she tells it to the other 3 women i work around but since i work right be them i get to hear it. it amazes me that the other women are still able to come up with questions to ask...